Mono-tone
a description of the awesomeness
the car was so mono-tone, swoosh!
when a person is so f-cking gay that they cant even raise their voice. they only have one tone like emma, elliot, and mr johnson. they can’t use exclamation points or queston marks.
mr johnson- sh-t.
elliot- sh-t.
emma- sh-t
blair- sh-t!!!!!
serena- sh-t???
chace- sh-t, i’m hot!
as you can see, chace, blair, and serena are the only people without a monotone.
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