monoceps
when a guy has no abs whatsoever and is more or less fat in that particular area, he refers to his stomach as a monoceps, similar to stealth abs
john : dude you should stop eating so much burgers and start working out, your stomach is really getting fat.
mark : oh come on youre just jealous of my monoceps.
slang for the most important muscle in the male body – the p-n-s aka the monocep.
while many men look to increase their biceps, triceps and quadriceps, i prefer to focus on my monocep in an effort to truly please the ladies.
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