Monocle Swap
the phrase “monocle swap” refers to a s-xual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly cl-ssy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)
the act can be described as follows: mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. this can be considered as the s-xual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent s-xual performance and prowess.
it has even been doc-mented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense -rg-sms and the formulation of “great american novels” and speeches of note.
“i say! last night’s monocle swap with george was the finest i do believe i’ve ever had! simply smashing”
“really, old bean? well, then. i shall bequeath my monocle onto cynthia’s face tonight… along with a little something extra!”
-mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues-
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