Monogamous non-relationship
a situation in which two people decide that they want to be s-xually exclusive without taking on the t-tle of “boyfriend” & “girlfriend” or having any type of official commitment. often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.
“john has been with that girl for a few years now. is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?”
“he’s afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. i don’t think they are going to put a t-tle on it any time soon.”
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