monoglexicon


a species of pokemon with the functional use of only one eye or one which must utilize the services of a monocle to make his/her vision binocular
“yo son you swiped my monoglexicon!”
a species of pokemon with the functional use of only one eye or one that must use a monocle to make his/her vision binocular.
“yo son you swiped my monoglexicon!”

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