mononucleosis


disease that can be p-ssed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you’re so f-ckin screwed.
dude1:you kissed her?!
bf: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
bf:cr-p.
a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck -ss, -boot -ss, and -face -ss, etc.
boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head -ss.!!! boy.!!!

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