monorant
talking to yourself in a long rant with no one listening
in a chat room, i monorant:
me: so, dude, i was talking to her and she asked me what i thought about her hair. wth, you can never win by answering that question. since i have discovered some wisdom, i have learned to say “whatever style you currently are wearing, baby.” that never works either. she gets mad and tells me i don’t love her anymore. she actually started to tear up a little. so, i had to take a different direction and tell her that she looked hot (even though i really liked her hair longer). isn’t that just like a chick dude? bro? bro, you there?
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