Monotasker


one who requires their complete focus to do one thing at a time.
i saw another monotasker almost get hit by a car today, trying to cross the street while talking on a cellphone.
opposite of mult-tasker. much better than this lame–ss single tasker 4000 people think is cool, according to my inbox. what is wrong with you people. kiwis have been using monotasker for a long time so i hope it replaces this odious single tasker.

ok so it’s not quite the opposite of mult-tasker, that would be doing nothing one thing at a time. kind of like my teenager.

maybe nonotasker is the next missing link?
my dad got really mad once when his lunch fell off his bike carrier in front a downs syndrome guy who just about phsl. the orange rolled into the gutter.

my dad is such a total monotasker mate.

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