monoturd
a single, standalone coiled pile of faeces
;someone who has no friends and is a solitary d-ckhead; an irritating loner
yikes, who left that monot-rd by the toilet sink!
he’s such a monot-rd. he criticizes on everybody’s artwork, gets on everybody’s nerves and now always has lunch alone.
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