monring
initially:
standard before midday keyboard mistake.
lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can’t even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
after extended employment time:
after an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. and your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
good monring matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?
f-cks sake, i wish matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
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