Monstafarian


a subset of african americans, typically afro-punks, who have a p-ssion for horror, monster movies, props and other accoutrements that would lend them to an addams family type lifestyle. the typical monstafarian studies fear-reactions and spends time devising ways to make other people uncomfortable. they are extremely rare yet very interesting if encountered.
have you met giant jim? he’s a monstafarian with the skull-beads in his dreads.

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