Monster Import
the best energy drink. ever.
“while in europe last summer at the spanish moto gp, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for monster. the company said, ‘only available in europe.’ we said, ‘b.s., we gotta have it!’ next stop amsterdam, holland and a specialty plant to fill the funky can with our new super premium monster import formula. monster import has a clean, smooth euro-flavor, less calories, but still gets you off as good as the orgional”
-monster energy
“if you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were younger.”
person 1: have you ever had a monster import?
person 2: no. whats that?
person 1: -shoots person 2 in the foot-
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