monster slam
1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a “mason slam”).
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.
1. stop at the next gas station, i have to take a monster slam.
2. the monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.
when two monsters procreate.
hey ‘paul’ im going to slam that monster b-tch over there. the monster ambles over to the monster b-tch ‘oi’m going to slam you’ ( he says it in a strange ‘irish monster accent’) the female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. ‘slam me’ she says
‘hey nigel’ says paul, that is cl-ssic example of a monster slam
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