MonsterBed


two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. may be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. originated in 05c.
also known as monstrebed in some cases.
patrick: guys, megabeds are now declared illegal.
05c: illegal!
patrick: however, monsterbeds are okay.
a large amount of people sleeping in one bed.
oh my dad, when we were rollin’ monster bed last nite, i was straight up pig sweating.

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