Monster’s Ink
the act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
“dude, last night i totally pulled a monster’s ink on my chick! she woke up screaming!”
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