Monstrostitty


a shocking, cringe-worthy breast. some really heinous hooters. indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the b–bs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the red sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. the term is especially pertinent when the br–sts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.
i began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrost-tty and then another. one looked like the shrunken head of d-ck vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.
a horribly botched b–b job. implants that look like tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,sp-ced too far apart and uneven.
i’d hire a lawyer over those monstrost-tties. i’m pretty sure your implants aren’t supposed to be up under your armpits

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