Monta Zuma’s revenge


is a stomach virus which couses diarreah, neusea, and vomiting. it is cought when a victim drinks teinted water whilst on a trip in mexico or some other suthern country where the water isn’t quite so clean.
dude, no way i’m going to mexico. last time i was there i caught monta zuma’s revenge!

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    diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. also known as the d. reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in mexico. he ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the montezuma voodoo.

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    to get -n-lly raped by position of authority for no good reason bob: hey george why so sad? george: man i just got monzoed by the president bob: that sucks

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    a bag lined with aluminum to get p-ssed store sensors. used to shoplift. rachel stuffed 20 packs of gum in her magic bag and just waltzed out of the gas station.

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