montana thigh master
when the male sh-ts onto the womans inner thigh and the woman smacks her thighs together causing the sh-t to go everywhere. she will continue to work out for 30 minutes three times a week.
erma did you try that montana thigh master?
“my thighs look great but the stench is worth it”, exclaimed florence.
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