montauk fuckboys
a group of boys from montauk, ny who spend half their year roaming wild and unemployed on the lush island of puerto rico. they do not understand the meaning of the word “no” and their fettishes include girls leaving.
montauk f-ckboy – you said you’re leaving in two days?
girl – yeah, i’m b-mmed
montauk f-ckboy – let’s just hang out then
montauk f-ckboys
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