Montclair Status


“montclair status” can be defined in multiple ways:

1. an unfair situation in which you were ripped off/ screwed over and had absolutely no control over.

2. a ridiculously low budget/ beat up piece of matter that obviously needs to be replaced.

3. a huge inconvenience to oneself because of the lack of intelligence in the design of a plan/schedule/system/ect.
examples: – mceachern music building is just flat up montclair status. – the jail food in freeman is montclair status. – the traffic jam on the garden state parkway is montclair status. – that bike that is spray painted 3 different colors and has no seat… is montclair status. – being woken up by fire alarms for real fires twice in one week is montclair status. – a firetruck taking a half hour to arrive is montclair status. – dry campus… montclair status. – i’m a drummer and need a car to play gigs, can’t get a parking permit after i had one last year…. montclair status. – closing down a parking lot in the middle of the year to create a parking deck instead of over the summer in return creating m-ssive havoc in parking…. montclair status. – waiting 30 minutes for an e route shuttle bus… montclair status. – a projector that takes 2 minutes to retract into the ceiling in a philosophy cl-ss while everybody stares at it in silence. montclair status. – same cl-ss, different day. can hear a truck backing up in the middle of a lecture hall. montclair status.

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