montecillo
1) n. – commonly mistaken for “monticello” the sir name of people with a n-ble spanish ancestry: often translated as “hill” or “small mountain”2) n./adj. – a discrete aroma or flavor that is proven to increase intelligence, happiness, and overall likeablity;only found at the tip of a filipino p-n-s.
1) “h-llo, mr. montecillo!”2) “you notice that karen’s boyfriend isn’t acting like a f-cking douche anymore?””it’s ’cause everytime they kiss good-bye, he tastes a little montecillo.”
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