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one of the hottest places on earth. former yugoslavia. s-xy females from here. nice beaches.
i’m going to montenegro for my vacation!
a country. the pearl of the mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the adriatic. there is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of montenegro. in the morning you can wake up along the beautiful adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of skadar lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the montenegrin mountains. montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.

ignorantly equalized and confused with serbia after the creation of the stupid union of serbia and montenegro.
thats why montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.

most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. world’s tallest country after they finally gained independence.

wide shoulders guys who will get p-ssed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!

only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family

the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
i heard of that a lot of montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?

montenegro girls are so tall and hot. looking like runaway models with big b–bs..
the most beautiful place on the planet. there are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:

1. the beaches
2. the scenery
3. the women
4. i don’t think there was one moment when i was in montenegro that i wasn’t mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. the people don’t take sh-t, don’t give a sh-t and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy -sses who don’t do anything. 🙂
6. the food is incredible as with all balkan/mediterranean food
7. night-life is incredible
8. after spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. you can ski and surf on the same day
10. the rich culture composed of many different former yugoslavian countries.
montenegro, literally translated = black mountain

hey baby where should we go for vacation?

cuba?

naw that’s too overated, let’s go to montenegro!

okay, wasn’t casino royale completely filmed there?

it sure was!
although montenegro is a european country, when used as a verb or adjective the definition of the word changes. montenegro is a filler word pertaining to dominating someone in a task (verb), thus the dominated person is a montenegro (noun). montenegro can also be used when referring to an individual as being montenegro because they have characteristics of a loser (adjective).
your b-tch -ss just got montenegroed (verb).
don’t be such a montenegro, you loser (noun).
stop killing my vibe with your montenegro att-tude (adj).
if there are any americans describing montenegro here, they are liars. i drove a military escort to the border of montenegro and americans aren’t allowed in that country.
starting five miles out, you’ll see signs that say, “turn back americans, you are 5 miles from the montenegro border.” then 4 miles, 3, 2, and so on.
it is an african man who lives in the mountains.
look, there’s a montenegro running down the hill.
a montenegro is the generalised social rank given to different people based on the nationality prefix.
different nationalities mean different ranks.
sam = uber 1337!1! = southern uzbekistani-montenegro
geoff = 1337!1! = scandinavian-montenegro
lachlan = n00b!1! = ethiopian-montenegro
gary = d–sh(dousche)bag = swahili-montenegro

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