Monterey Jack Cheez-It®


the nastiest flavor of cheez-it® you could ever find. if you like these, you have issues. i’d rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. do not eat this flavor. you will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. and for those who like this flavor, you have problems with your taste buds.
“i love cheez-its! what flavor are those?” “monterey jack cheez-it®..” “i’d rather swallow nails, nevermind.”

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