monthly gift


period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

go swimming!!! boy, you crazy, i’ve got my monthly gift at the moment..
the monthly period. menses. the red gift box delivered to women every month by mother nature.
mother nature delivered my monthly gift last night.

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