monticus
the most honest man on earth and is sweet loving caring and doesn’t know sometimes that his true love is right in front of his face tho whole time.
(monticus is a very nice guy)
Read Also:
- bunny map
the map that defines the seating placement of an orgy i looked at the bunny map and noticed i was sat at a table with people who had aids
- sponge finger
the act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted “ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger”
- stool jewels
corn in your p–p. nate didn’t know he had digested that chipotle until he p-ssed those stool jewels. bits of corn in your feces. nate wasn’t sure whether he’d digested that chipotle until he p-ssed those stool jewels.
- snot in the pit
the leftover mucus after one sneezes into another’s b-tthole alex has some really weird f-cked up kinks, like snot in the pit. we don’t talk anymore
- ariana parker
ariana parker is a fake hoe who sucks d-ck for a living. i’m ariana parker and i’m a fake hoe.