Montreal Breakfast
either corn chips or white rice with water. this is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.
it’s also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.
if eating discount tortilla chips from provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.
i settled for the good old montreal breakfast today. maybe this weekend i’ll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1…
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