Montreal Poundcake
a s-x act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. this includes feces, urine, s-m-n, blood, vomit, and tears. the mixture is than smushed with the b-ttocks until it is well mixed. it can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. at the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.
fraser: hey bebe how bout i give you a nice montreal poundcake tonight
john: souns good dude! more feces this time!!
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