Montreal Steam Pocket


now, this s-xual move is very hard to accomplish. trust me, i’ve only gotten in correctly twice and i’ve had much practice…if you’re s-xually inexperienced you may as well stop reading now because this explicit information will not suit you in this lifetime…ok, the montreal steam pocket must start when you’ve got a full load…meaning you have to sh-t, have to p-ss, and haven’t made romance explosion in at least two weeks. also you need a very willing female that loves c-ck and sh-t and p-ss and c-m. now, if you can get all that in one place pat yourself on the back, you’re doing good so far…step 1.(show her who’s boss) the first step in this difficult process is to show that b-tch who’s boss…the very first thing you have to do is place your phallus into the female rear entry using margarine as lubricant, this will cause for a slightly diry, yet very scrumptious event. whilst inside, you must unload your bladder into her sh-t-sack. some will come pouring back, but before it does, you have to quickly -ssume the position under her squatting body as to collect the dripping urine back into your own mouth…then swallow. this won’t be pleasant for the female, she’ll know who’s boss. step 2.(make love not war) contrary to popular thought, romance explosion doesn’t always need to happen at the end of s-xual endeavor. what you do in step two is to unleash contents of your teste-sack into a gl-ss of milk 3/4 full. don’t let her see you doing this, she won’t like it…then act as if your s-xual s-xy time is already done by offering the gl-ss of warm milk. depending on the flavor of your s-m-n, she might not even notice!!! try to get this step on tape… step 3. (takin the browns to the superbowl) well really its not the superbowl, but close enough. for step 3. see alabama hot pocket. however, don’t use all of your sh-t. you need some for step 4… step 4.(spread that doodoo b-tter) in step four, you spread that doodoo b-tter…take a nice girthy sh-t all over them t-ts and smear it all around! she may like this. try spreading some also in and around her armpits…step 5.(there’s yeast in my potatoes!) make some mashed potatoes and insert it into thine v-g-n-l crevice via wooden spoon (a ladle may be necessary). post-injection, you want to ram lots of c-ck up into that p-ssy making it extremely uncomfortable for the female…she really won’t like trying to fish out all those potatoes and sh-t afterward. step 6. (land the aircraft) step six is quite nasty. you need to cover your junk in the sh-t you spread on her t-ts. get it on there thoroughly…then depending on the ‘freakiness’ of your gal-pal. you may want a blindfold so she’s not expecting the first mouthful of sh-t-covered c-ck…its a sick job but it needs to be done…spoon feed her the sh-t with your c-ck until its alllll gone. have fun attempting the montreal steam pocket…by the way, it got its name when bill murray, during a montreal expos game, met up with some chick in the canadian bathroom and created this (1988).
“dude, i gave gertrude a mean montreal steam pocket last night!”

“oh yeah? she like it?”

“no…she died from it”

🙁

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