Monumentus


when something is so amazingly awesome that no other word could possibly describe it other than this…
stoner surfie 1: woahh dude, that wave was f-ckin’ gnarly….

stoner surfie 2: no dude, no (shakes head)… it was freakin monumentus!!!

stoner surfie 1: duuuude, up high (they both high five and fall over under the stuper of their junked-up frenzy…)

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