Moochmate
a moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. the moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, -ssisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. however, the moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. but in some instances, the moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. in those instances, the moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.
leslie and tanna welcomed donna into their apartment as a new roommate. however, after about 3 months, they realized that donna was not a roommate, but rather a moochmate and they asked her to leave.
a jobless, alcoholic roommate where you provide shelter, heating and air conditioning, running water, and you even feed the sob, without receiving a dime from them. typically, they steal from you to support their cigarette and alcohol addictions.
no, he’s not my visiting brother-in-law, he’s our moochmate; been here 2 years.
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