moochum


a low lifeform constantly grazing the counrtyside, mooching cigarettes, save bites, drinks, and hence anything you may have, very awkward as a teens moochums tend to have gap teeth and mushroom cuts, as adults begin to develop a rather offensive odor comparable to that of urine, loners most of the time moochums are not even developed enough to reproduce and therefore die very lonely and unsatisfied, with reproductive organs 16 inches inside of them it is virtually impossibe for any s-xual pleasure, as migrants in the winter moochums rely souly on the nutrients seeping from the foundation of their dung huts, and never show their face until the crack of the first blue moon of the year,
that d-mn moochum is always smelling like p-ss and b-mming stuff from us

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