moofed
1. to be b-mped off-line for no apparent reason. expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.
2. to be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.
when john suddenly disappeared from chat, we -ssumed he had been moofed.
swagg, swavey
when i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg
when a girl promises/offers a guy s-xual favors over the internet, usually via aim or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.
guy 1: “why the long face?”
guy 2: “shannon never came through…”
guy 1: “oh dude, you got moofed”
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