Mookesh


a person who makes up ridiculous stories that are obviously bullsh-t, but insists they are the truth.
guy 1: “i drive to school every day even though i haven’t p-ssed my driving test, i also went on the motorway and did 80 mph.”

guy 2: “no you didn’t, f-cking mookesh.”

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