Mookie Buddy


a special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. there must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. you can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.
i really have to take a cr-p, but i don’t feel comfortable doing it by myself in best buy. i need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.

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