Moolest


1. to be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. to milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. this person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.
1. “if i see your -ss on my property again i will moolest you”

“my grandfather was moolested in ww2. he was such a good man.”

“the convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested”

2. “i’m so ashamed of myself, i was milking a cow and i couldn’t help but moolest”

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