moomooquack
when your d-ck gets erect when you’re giving a rim job
im moomooquack now
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similar to lol or rofl. a sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot. it is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun. a: oh my goodness, that man’s megaphone is larger than his head! b: -sporfle- 1 more definition […]
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