Moon Dick
moon⋅dik
– noun
1. a person of the lowest order in a former cl-ssification of mental r-t-rdation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
“wow, did you see jimmy this morning? instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. what a moond-ck!”
a phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive v-g-n-ls. also used as a derogitory term in wisconsin.
kyle: boy, that was rough last night. i think i have moon d-ck.
taylor: why are you telling me?
moon d-ck
-adjective / noun
to be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect p-n-s (phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect p-n-s.
“cindy has some serious moon d-ck. look at her on the prowl for c-ck.”
“i don’t know what has come over me, i have moon d-ck.”
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