another word for s*m*n or *j*c*l*t*.
“after finishing the deed last night with christina, she dismounted off my unit and leaked moon goo all over my freshly washed linens!”
- jingle snap
the act of farting while your b*lls jingle in a blueb*llsish way i can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap
- star showers
when your significant other likes being showerd in c*m by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party! “dude check out that guys wife she sure love’s her star showers!” when your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party! “hey baby how you liking all those star […]
when a friend hits a stage in their life where they stop having fun, usually after the age of 30, and completely alienate all of their friends. kerp hit funopause and has been a mopey b*st*rd ever since, he even gave up bowling!
- dessert pickle
definition a: “when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?” definition b: “a f*ck*ng c*ck, duh.” i asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and i […]