moon pig
a f-cking ugly girl.
she a real moon-pig.
a woman so hideously ugly that the very sight of this creature brings forth a m-ssive and overwhelming sense of revulsion and physical nausea.
imagine what a pig that lived on the moon would look like.
apply this model to your intended munter.
nb: moonpigs are generally clinically obese, and may often be found munching on anything that comes too near and looks like food. puppies are at extreme risk.
1) that sonia from eastenders is such a moonpig!
2) look at her!! what a moonpig!
a company that makes personalised greeting cards that has a really annoying song on the advert.
“moooooon pig!
moooooooon pig!
moon pig dot com!”
probably the single best thought out advertising campaign in history
moonpig! moonpig! moonpig.com!
f-cking poetry
moonpig makes me cut myself and throw my blood at the television
a huge fat sl-tty ugly girl. their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :d
moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero sl-tty outfits like a wh-r- and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a moon pig :d
beavis: hey look its a moon pig!
b-tthead: hur hur moooooooooon piiiiiig
moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny -ss! (throws bottle at your head)
beavis: mooooooon piiiig :d
an ugly female, usually over wieght that frequents the bars, that is picked up by desperate men usually in the hours between 1am and 2am. also known as the bar fly.
jimmy not being able to find a suitable woman, went after the moon pig before last call.
a usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have s-xual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. aptly named since,
a. usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
b. she lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
mike: see that moon pig right there!
me: d-mn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. i’d hate to see that baby it’s going to be ugly as sh-t.
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