Moon Rocks

crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, mdma.
we ran a test kit on those moon rocks, they’re 98% pure.
a combination of molly and amphetamines. moonrocks are molly (mdma) cut with multiple amphetamines to improve the high. moonrocks usually come in crystal or rock form, and are crushed and snorted. moonrocks are sold as points, similar to molly.
“have you seen my friend molly?”

“nah, but i’ve got some moonrocks we can snort at the party.”
a remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.
that woman is a f-cking moon rock, i can’t believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking sp-ces.
an alternative for b-lls, as popularized by stephen t. colbert of the colbert report
“turns out nasa didn’t have the moon rocks to put my name on that sp-ce node”
the solid core of pus in a pimple. the moon rock must be excavated for the pimple to recede entirely (not just scr-ping off the top), although getting to it can be difficult. once removed, the pimple should excrete a bead of blood mixed with clear fluid, then begin to recede.
the best way to expose moon rocks is to either squeeze the pimple with two fingers in a traditional fashion, or use the tip of a pointy knife to apply pressure below it. either way, the solid and semi-solid pus should pop cleanly out of the pore.
a crystal meth shard dipped in hash oil. melt the shard in the meth pipe and then add hash oil. smoke until high.
i was f-cked up off of that moon rock last night. moon rocks for breakfast anyone?
the little pieces of sh-t stuck on your -ss when you don’t wipe it clean enough. while walking it tends to scr-pe your -ss and causing enormous physical pain.
this morning i took at sh-t and didn’t wipe my -ss, i have “moonrocks”.

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