when a bloke shoots his load all over your face.
and then he moonblasted all over my face
the most handsome-sweet-caring-and down to earth guy you could ever meet and any girl who has him is so lucky. i wish i could have a trasen
- patrick ball
a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and kris agar are not good enough for the premier league. i just came back from playing a game of patrick ball.
these people are the greatest of all the haters. guy. i just got a raise at work! girl. that aint sh*t. guy. screw you b*tch, why are such a gladihater. girl. huh? guy. f*ck off.
- chuck artist
someone who talks about things they’re gonna do a lot, but never does sh*t. “i thought you were getting those sneakers for me bro, you a chuck artist.”