Moose Antlers


slang for a fourfold vibrator. often used in connection with a s-xual act called canada’s history.
girl 1:
did you manage to clean your moose antlers? after studying canada’s history last week they were a sticky mess!

girl 2: i got rid of most of the maple syrup by hand, but after putting them in the dishwasher they now are as good as new.

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