moose cricket
a nagger’s moose knuckle, or camel toe.
that moose cricket is f-ckin huge guy! thats bigger than your moms!
used in the same manner as barking spider. when someone p-sses gas and there’s no one else to blame, blame it on the moose crickets. commonly used in alaska.
john: “oh maaaaan! did you do that??”
mark (embar-ssed): “no way! must be moose crickets in the house!
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