Moose Ears


1. a person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. so they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl’s -ss’. even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. it is much like b-tt rape of a different sort.

2. when females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. these resemble moose antlers.

(:
molly moose ears is coming.

-does finger flappy thing-

ruuun away !
when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say “moose ears” and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers
don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. moose ears.
john: d-mn!

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