Moose Job
the act of rubbing a moose’s rack, or antlers. this is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. however the “moose job,” is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.
yo johnny do you see carl anywhere? ya he is so lucky he’s getting a moose job
a s-xual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he -j-c-l-t-s.
tom-dude i just got a moose job from irma!
joe-dude! that sounds terribly uncomfortable!
a moose job is when a hooker from the great north (canada) gives a man from the us a bl-wj-b. after he c-ms he can brag to his friends that he just had a moose job.
a 19 year old boy visits canada because he is now legal in that country and gets a moose job.
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