moose nuggets
basically a cameltoe on a guy.
when a man’s pants are so tight that the crotch seam on his jeans, well you can just picture the rest…
d-mn, major moose nuggets over there.
an overly large camel toe that drapes over the seam of very tight jeans worn by a hefty woman. usually to one side, this moosenugget is overly noticeable.
jason was checking camel toes when this large gal walked into his view scratching her moosenugget.
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