Moose Tamer
a man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).
jimmy: hahaha omfg, come and check out this sket!
ben: i don’t give 2 sh-ts, i’m still gonna pork her senseless.
dave: what a moose tamer…..
moose tamers are awesome people who teach moose tricks and how to be perfectly still for a planking photo. the end
that moose tamer made it easy for me to plank on the moose.
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