Moose Twat


a derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic v-g-n-l area. one that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. this vag-n-l area is most likely covered in a 1960’s type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.
mich-lle obama is a moose tw-t.

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