MoosePuppy
a mix of a moose and a puppy. often wild and very vicious.has the head and body of a puppy, with the antlers and front hooves of a moose. often found in canada and alaska. when a lonely canadian couple wanted a pet that represented their country, but also didn’t take up as much room as a moose. so they bred a moose and a puppy. moosepuppies can come in many different breeds, but they mostly appear as irish setters.
so you want a pet, eh?
yeah, but we don’t feel like getting a moose, ya know?
yeah, how ’bout a moosepuppy, eh?
thank ya!
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