Mootzing


to die in a water related accident due to one’s own stupidity, usually in a flooded wash. to experience extreme and potentially deadly weather.
person 1: “hey, did you hear about that guy who tried to swim in the flooded wash in the middle of the storm?”

person 2: “yeah, that guy was totally in for a mootzing.”

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    giving in to your own conscience and doing what you feel is right, even though everyone else thinks you are an idiot. dude, steve moralf-gged out last night and told heather that her boyfriend is a choad and keeps cheating on her. npow i have to deal with that sh-t all week because i am […]


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